Hack the Hackable Electronic Badge into a Bot

The hacking of the Hackable Electronic Badges has begun. I want one of these Ken Gracey​! My pal, Carol Lynn Hazlett​ wants one too. Who do I send my payment to? Parallax does it again. See here.

I had been thinking of a two servo hack similar to Solarbotic's JBB Walker but using the Badge for  the brains...